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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

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a photo illustration of a tree sprouting out of an open bookOutdoors

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Tall tales.

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a close-up of a dog's nose and front paws sticking out of a white blanketAnimals

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

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Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

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Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

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Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

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Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

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two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

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Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

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Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

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Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

She had a hard drive.

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Construction?Professional

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

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Puns

How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

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Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

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a man wearing a chef's hat and an apron makes a silly expression at the cameraFood & Drinks

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

I'm on a casse-roll!

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Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

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Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

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