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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

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Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

Holiday

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Peeps!

Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Vehicles

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Shell-vrolet.