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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

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Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

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Holiday

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Peeps!

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Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

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Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

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People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

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Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

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Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

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Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

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Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

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many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

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Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Vehicles

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Shell-vrolet.

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