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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
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Puns
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
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Sports
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
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Professional
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
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Outdoors
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
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Sports
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
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Puns
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
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Puns
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
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Food & Drinks
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
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Puns
Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
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Animals
What does a panda ghost say?
Bam-boo.
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Animals
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse.
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Outdoors
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
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Science
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
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Animals
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
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Sports
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Forget it. It's way over your head.
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Education
Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
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