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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

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Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

A barbequeue.

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

Outdoors

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.