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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

Sports

What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Animals

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.