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Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

Puns

What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.

a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

Animals

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

By hareplane.

Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.