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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

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Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

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Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

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Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

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computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

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Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

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Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

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Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

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Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

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Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

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People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

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Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

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Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

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People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

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