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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

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Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.