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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
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Education
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
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Puns
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Nep-tunes.
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Puns
What do you find at the end of everything?
The letter G.
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Puns
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
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Education
Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
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Animals
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
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Food & Drinks
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
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Family
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Don't take that tone with me.
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Entertainment
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
"1forrest1"
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Entertainment
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones.
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Holiday
How did the vampire start his letter?
Tomb it may concern...
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Animals
What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
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People
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
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Puns
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
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Entertainment
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Ben & Jerry Maguire.
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People
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
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