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Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

various dry beans in sack cloth bagsPuns

Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Animals

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Well, I won't be the one to spread it!

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.