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Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Outdoors

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.