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Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

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Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

a nurse attends to four babies each in their own hospital bassinetPuns

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

A mid-wife-crisis!

Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Puns

How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

Animals

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

For being a cheetah.

a cat is trying to get to the top of a table where a mouse is sittingPuns

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.