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Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

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Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

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Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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a nurse attends to four babies each in their own hospital bassinetPuns

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

A mid-wife-crisis!

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

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Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

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How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

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Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

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Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

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Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

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Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

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Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

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Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

For being a cheetah.

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a cat is trying to get to the top of a table where a mouse is sittingPuns

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

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How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

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