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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
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Sports
What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
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Education
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
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Animals
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
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Sports
What's the loudest sport?
Racket-ball.
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People
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
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Music
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Hip pop.
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Sports
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
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Animals
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
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Puns
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
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Food & Drinks
Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
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Sports
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
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Animals
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
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Animals
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
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Animals
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
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Puns
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
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Animals
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
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