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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

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Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Music

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

Sports

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Puns

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.