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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

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Puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

a man holds his hand up to his ear and appears to be shocked while listeningPuns

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

Puns

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Roboots.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.