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Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

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Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

Puns

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Use a cowculator.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

Outdoors

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

Animals

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away its credit cards.

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

a close-up of a red pen and paper with an A+ written on itEducation

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

It was on magic squares.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

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Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.