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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

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Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

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Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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Animals

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant.

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Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

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Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

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Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

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Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

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