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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Animals

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.