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Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

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a man holds his hand up to his ear and appears to be shocked while listeningPuns

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

A peeping tom.

Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

Animals

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

Animals

Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.