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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

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Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

Puns

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

Puns

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

a police officer in full uniform kneels on the pavement next to his german shepherd against a foggy backgroundAnimals

What animal is always ready to protect people?

An arm-adillo.

Puns

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.