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Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

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Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

a woman wearing an orange sweater is yelling into a megaphonePeople

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Pierce Brosnan.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.