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Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

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Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

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Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

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Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

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Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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Puns

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

They're going stag.

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Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

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Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

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a small girl, dressed up as a fairy in a fluffy tulle dress with wings, is sitting in a forestPuns

What fairy loves to count?

The two-th fairy.

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Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

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Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

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Current Events

What day never takes itself seriously?

April Fool's Day.

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a close-up of baby hawks in a nest with their motherFamily

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

They keep an eagle eye on their kids.

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