Subscribe for more jokes!
name *
Email *
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our
Privacy Policy
and
Terms of Use
Funny Editor
Good, clean jokes to make you laugh!
Home
categories
About
submit a joke
Subscribe
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
Share On Facebook!
Tweet
Looking for a specific joke?
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Education
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Outdoors
What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Outdoors
Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
People
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
They had so many knights.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Professional
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Professional
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Education
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Family
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Entertainment
What cartoon character loves insects?
Bugs Bunny.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
See More!