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Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

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Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

Puns

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Puns

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

He was de-lighted.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.