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Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

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Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

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Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

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Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

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Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

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Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

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Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

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People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

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Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

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Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

He was de-lighted.

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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

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People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

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