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Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

He heard they had a pool table.

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a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

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a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

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Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

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Entertainment

What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

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Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

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People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

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Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

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Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

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Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

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Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

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Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

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Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

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a close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger's star from the Hollywood Walk of FameVehicles

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

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Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

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