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Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

Puns

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.

The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

Puns

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

Animals

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics.