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Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

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Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

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Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

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Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

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Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

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a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

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Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

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Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

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Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

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Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

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