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Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.