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Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
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Animals
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
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Animals
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
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Education
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Alphawetical.
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Sports
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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Puns
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
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Sports
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Table tennis.
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Animals
Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
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Sports
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.
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Animals
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
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Animals
What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
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Current Events
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
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Music
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
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Outdoors
What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
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Puns
Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
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Family
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
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Family
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
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