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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Because he was a little horse.
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A hermit crab.
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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
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Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
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Professional
The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
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Education
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
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Animals
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse.
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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
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What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Claw and Order.
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Education
How can you make 7 even?
You take away the "s".
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Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
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Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
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What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
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