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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

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Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

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Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

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Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

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What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

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How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

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Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

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