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Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

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Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Puns

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Professional

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.