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Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

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an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

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Holiday

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

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Sports

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

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Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

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Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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Sports

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

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The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

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moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

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Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

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Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

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Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

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Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

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Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

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