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Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

Holiday

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

Sports

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Sports

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.