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Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
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Food & Drinks
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
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Puns
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
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Entertainment
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
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People
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
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Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
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Entertainment
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones.
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Education
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
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Puns
Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
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How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
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Sports
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Vitamin K!
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Professional
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
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Education
How can you make 7 even?
You take away the "s".
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Entertainment
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?
Ham Solo.
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Puns
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where in earth have you been?
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Animals
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Food & Drinks
What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
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