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Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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a tropical cocktail complete with umbrella sits on a beachFood & Drinks

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

A rum punch.

Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

Puns

How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

a pitcher winds up to throw the baseballSports

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

Puns

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.