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Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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a tropical cocktail complete with umbrella sits on a beachFood & Drinks

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

A rum punch.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

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Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

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Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

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Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

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Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

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a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

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How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

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a pitcher winds up to throw the baseballSports

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

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Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

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Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

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Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

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What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

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Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

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a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

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