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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

Puns

What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the trackSports

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

Animals

What do you call a famous turtle?

A shellebrity.