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Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Puns

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.

Professional

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

Sports

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

He had Gatorade.

a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

Professional

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.