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Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

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Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

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Sports

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

They get anxious over rough drafts.

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People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

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Music

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

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Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

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a close-up of cola being poured into a glass and then overflowingFood & Drinks

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Pop.

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Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

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Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

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four pigs are grazing in a grassy fieldPuns

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon.

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Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

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Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

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Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

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Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

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Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

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Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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Puns

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Because it was too light.

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