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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

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Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

Puns

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Animals

Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.