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Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

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Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

Sports

When fish play football, who is the captain?

The team's kipper.

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

Animals

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

two Basset hounds wearing sunglasses and ties sit together in front of a yellow backgroundAnimals

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.