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Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

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a close-up of a pot of chili being stirredPeople

Which musician loves to make chili?

Rod Stew-art.

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

a goalie dives to try to block a ball from making it into the netPuns

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

A goal-ie.

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

two auto mechanics are using a tablet while fixing an engineProfessional

People are so hard on car mechanics.

They can't catch a brake.

The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

Puns

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis.

Political

Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.

a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.

Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.