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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

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Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

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Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

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Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

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Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

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Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

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Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

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Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

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Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

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Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

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What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

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Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

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