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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
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Puns
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
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What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Lollihops.
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Travel
Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
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Entertainment
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Webbings.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
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Animals
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
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Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
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Animals
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
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Professional
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
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Food & Drinks
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
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Vehicles
What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
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What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
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Sports
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
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Outdoors
What happens when grass goes out of town?
It's a field day!
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Animals
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
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Puns
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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