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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

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Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Puns

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Puns

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.