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Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

He had Gatorade.

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Where did the boat go when it was sick?

The boat doc.

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Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Its days are numbered.

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What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework.

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Which Count makes the best pie crust?

The Count of Monte Crisco.

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Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

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Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

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Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

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Holiday

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

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What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

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Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

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What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

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