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Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Puns

What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the trackSports

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

Holiday

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

Puns

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

a close-up of a white mouse looking through the wholes in a piece of cheeseAnimals

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

A cheesecake!