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Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

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Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

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Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

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Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

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Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

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Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

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Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

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Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

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Animals

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

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The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

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