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Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

Animals

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!