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Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
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How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
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Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
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Animals
What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
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Animals
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs.
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Holiday
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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Puns
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
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Animals
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
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Animals
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
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Current Events
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
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Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
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Outdoors
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Hey there, bud!
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Animals
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
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Family
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
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Animals
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
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Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
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