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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Animals

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

Animals

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

A hot dog.

Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Puns

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Use a cowculator.

Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.