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Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

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What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

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hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

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Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

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Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

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Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

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Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

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What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

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Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

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Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

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People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

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Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

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