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Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

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Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

two Basset hounds wearing sunglasses and ties sit together in front of a yellow backgroundAnimals

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.