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Why did the chicken cross the net?

It wanted to get to the other site.

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Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.