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Why did the chicken cross the net?

It wanted to get to the other site.

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Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

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Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

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Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

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Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

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Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

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Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

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Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

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Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

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Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

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