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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

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a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

a glass pitcher and cup of milk sit on an outdoor table with cows in the backgroundPuns

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow.

Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

Food & Drinks

Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.