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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
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Entertainment
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Ant-man.
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Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
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Entertainment
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
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Professional
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
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Animals
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
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Food & Drinks
What is the loneliest cheese?
Prov-alone.
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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
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Food & Drinks
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
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Food & Drinks
Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
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Animals
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
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Holiday
Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
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Food & Drinks
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
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Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
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Education
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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People
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Sandra Bull-ock.
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