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Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

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a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nestHoliday

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

turquoise blue waves are about to crash on a beachCurrent Events

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

It had a heat wave.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

People

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

The Umpire?Sports

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.