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Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

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a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nestHoliday

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!

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Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

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Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

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turquoise blue waves are about to crash on a beachCurrent Events

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

It had a heat wave.

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Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

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Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

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a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

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People

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

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Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

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finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

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Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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The Umpire?Sports

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

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