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Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

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Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

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Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

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a close-up of Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries® cerealPuns

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

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twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

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Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

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Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music.

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Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

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Professional

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

He's a great sturgeon.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Pierce Brosnan.

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Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

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The Monkeys?Puns

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

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Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

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