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Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

a close-up of Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries® cerealPuns

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

Professional

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

He's a great sturgeon.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

a woman wearing an orange sweater is yelling into a megaphonePeople

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Pierce Brosnan.

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

The Monkeys?Puns

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.