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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

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Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

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Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

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Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

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Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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Family

What did the stair machines call each other?

Stepsisters.

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Political

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

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Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

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Food & Drinks

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

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Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

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Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

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Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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