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Why did the boxer take so many naps?

He was constantly hitting the sack.

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Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

a small girl, dressed up as a fairy in a fluffy tulle dress with wings, is sitting in a forestPuns

What fairy loves to count?

The two-th fairy.

a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.

Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nestHoliday

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

Animals

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.