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Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

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Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

Puns

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

They're going stag.

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

a black and white bull photoshopped in a china shopPuns

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

It was a china shop.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

Puns

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

Animals

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics.

Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.