Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

It was great at hawking its wares.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

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Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

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How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

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Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

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What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

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a green-striped panther chameleon sits on a branch

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Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

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What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

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What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

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Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

It was great at hawking its wares.

Looking for a specific joke?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.