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Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

It was great at hawking its wares.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

Puns

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

a green-striped panther chameleon sits on a branchAnimals

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.