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Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

For being a cheetah.

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Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

Science

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

He didn't want to drink and derive.

Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

Food & Drinks

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

They bring plenty of ham-mers.

Puns

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

Professional

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

In the dog house.