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Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

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a close-up of an orange tropical fish facing the cameraAnimals

What fish sings the best?

The in tuna fish.

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Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

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Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

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Sports

What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

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Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

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What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

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Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

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People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

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Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

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The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

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Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

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Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

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Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs.

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