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Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

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a close-up of an orange tropical fish facing the cameraAnimals

What fish sings the best?

The in tuna fish.

Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Sports

What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

Professional

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

Animals

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs.