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Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

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Outdoors

Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Puns

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

They're a total rip-off.

Food & Drinks

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.